Friday the 13th

Posted on Januar 13th, 2006 in Allgemein.

Friday the 13th, all day long…
As of yet nothing unusual has happened, which raises my suspicion even more !
In the end I will probably have to find that hockey mask myself again and do a little damage ?!

B-day

Posted on Januar 12th, 2006 in Allgemein.

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Grinchy
It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!

The Razor’s Edge

Posted on Januar 5th, 2006 in Allgemein.

GBP 8,39 for 4 blades ??
Ok then, being like David Beckham you got to spend that money. And the razor is very good, too…

Verbalerotik

Posted on Dezember 8th, 2005 in Allgemein.

Gestern bei Harald Schmidt:
“Treffen sich eine Null und eine Acht. Sagt die Null: ‘Mensch, tollen Gürtel um !’ “
(kurz wirken lassen)
So geht Humor ! Wenn der mal nicht funktioniert, ist sowieso alles zu spät !!

Journalismus

Posted on November 14th, 2005 in Allgemein.

“Aliens stole my false teeth”
Need I say more ? (uh, yeah: she’s English !)

Lee Ho Fook

Posted on Oktober 30th, 2005 in Allgemein.

Das China-Restaurant “Lee Ho Fook” gibts sich hamburgisch, und erheitert beim Blick auf die Rechnung (mich jedenfalls).

Baby Names Again

Posted on Oktober 19th, 2005 in Allgemein.

We’ve been through that Kal-El stuff, but naming one’s baby Google is a crime against human dignity.

Anyway, Swedish authorities seem to be cool about it…

Kal-El

Posted on Oktober 4th, 2005 in Allgemein.

Nicolas Cage really named his newly born son “Kal-El” (E! Online reporting).
Yep, Kal-El. Superman’s Kryptonian birth name.
What a geek, marvellous ! (no pun intended…)